Women Are Evil - Proved By Scientists
This is an old one but a good one :)
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Squirrel Spy Ring? Thats Nuts! 14 Squirrels arrested!
Police in Iran are reported to have taken 14 squirrels into custody - because they are suspected of spying. Britain's latest secret weapon?
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Police Not Stumped By 'Tree' Robber
Police in America have arrested a man who robbed a bank 'disguised' as a tree.
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Samsung to launch '€400' Blu-ray/HD DVD player next month
Samsung will launch its promised dual-format HD DVD/Blu-ray Disc player in Europe next month, the company has said, and industry insiders are already claimin
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How To Beat the Smoking Ban - part 2
A new technique for beating the UK's smoking ban.
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The long and short of it!
The world's tallest man has shaken hands with the man currently aiming for a place in the Guinness Book of Records as the world's shortest.
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Prison vs Work.
The differences, or rather, similarities between Work and Prison. Very funny but disturbingly familiar..
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Man fined $75 for not drunk driving
Ross Bayley thought he was doing the right thing when he left his car at work after drinking a few glasses of wine over dinner. Only to find a $75 find the next morning.
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Fisherman nets 16ft Shark 200 yards of North Yorkshire Beach
A fisherman has told Sky News Online how he landed a 16ft thresher shark just 200 yards off the North Yorkshire coast.
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Rogue Goose Foils Final Missile Shield Test
An errant Canada goose has been blamed for the failure of the 25th and final test of George W. Bush's missile shield, a defense department spokesman said today.
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Study reveals: Obesity Is Contagious, Can Be Spread by Sexual Contact
A study published in The New England Journal of Medicine reveals not only that obesity is contagious but also that it can be spread by sexual contact.
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Microsoft's AntiSpyware Tool Removes Internet Explorer
Many Microsoft Windows users who downloaded the recently released AntiSpyware program from Microsoft, or had it installed through an automatic Windows update, woke up to a surprise. Unintentionally, the heuristics of the software detected Internet Ex
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Thames Water imposes hosepipe ban
Thames Valley, UK - (Ass Mess): As South East England drinking water supplies trickled to an all-time low today Thames Water has vowed to impose a hosepipe ban to avert a predicted national disaster.
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Air Force One Pilot Annoyed President Bush Leads Passengers in Round of Applause after Each Landing - Funny News
Washington - A veteran Air Force One Pilot is becoming increasingly upset that President George W. Bush chooses to applaud every landing, no matter how mundane, Underneath Politics has learned.
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Noisy neighbour gets 2 years prison for loud stereo
A noisy neighbour who blasted music for four years received his comeuppance Friday when a court in Spain's second city of Barcelona handed him a two-year jail term, Spanish Radio Cinco reported.
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