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Tongue Twisters

Selection of tongue twisters

Esau Wood would saw Wood. Oh, the wood that Wood would saw! One day Esau Wood saw a saw saw wood as no other wood-saw Wood ever saw would saw wood. Of all the wood-saws Wood ever saw saw wood, Wood never saw a wood-saw that would saw like the wood-saw Wood saw would. Now Esau saws wood with that wood-saw he saw saw wood.

Bobby bibbit bought a bat bobby bibbit bought a ball with this bat bobby bibbit bangend the ball banged the ball aginst the wall

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood

Babbling bumbling band of baboons

Seven silver swans swam silently sleeping

The sixth sick sheiks sheeps sick.

The fickle finger of fate flips fat frogs flat.

"One fine day in the middle of the night" (Journal Versions)

One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead men got up to fight,
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other,


One was blind and the other couldn't, see
So they chose a dummy for a referee.
A blind man went to see fair play,
A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"


A paralysed donkey passing by,
Kicked the blind man in the eye,
Knocked him through a nine inch wall,
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all,


A deaf policeman heard the noise,
And came to arrest the two dead boys,
If you don't believe this story’s true,
Ask the blind man he saw it too!

"If all the world were paper,
And all the sea were ink,
If all the trees
Were bread and cheese,
What should we have to drink?"

A flea and a fly in a flue Were imprisoned, so what could they do? Said the flea "Let us fly!" Said the fly "Let us flee!!" So they flew through a flaw in the flue.

One smart fellow, he felt smart.
Two smart fellows, they felt smart.
Three smart fellows, they felt smart.
Four smart fellows, they felt smart.
Five smart fellows, they felt smart.
Six smart fellows, they felt smart.
Seven smart fellows,they felt smart.
Eight smart fellows, they felt smart.
Nine smart fellows, they felt smart.
Ten smart fellows, they felt smart!

Cows graze in droves on grass that grows on grooves in groves.

Can you imagine an imaginary menagerie manager managing an imaginary menagerie?

Our Joe wants to know if your Joe will lend
our Joe you Joe's banjo. If your Joe won't
lend our Joe your Joe's banjo our Joe won't
lend your Joe our Joe's banjo when our Joe
has a banjo!

A gentle judge judges justly.

Literally literary.

I miss my Swiss Miss. My Swiss Miss misses me.

Nine nice night nymphs.

Six sick sheep.

The swan swam over the sea. Swim swan swim.
The swan swam back again. Well swum, swan.

If two witches were watching two watches,
which witch would watch which watch?

Peter Piper and other tongue twisters

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?
If Peter Piper Picked a peck of pickled peppers,
Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper
picked?

Red lorry, yellow lorry.

Which wristwatches are Swiss wristwatches?

She sells seashells by the seashore.
The shells she sells are surely seashells.
So if she sells shells on the seashore,
I'm sure she sells seashore shells.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
If a woodchuck could chuck wood?
He would chuck, he would, as much as he could,
And chuck as much as a woodchuck would
If a woodchuck could chuck wood.

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Collection of Tongue Twisters

If you understand, say "understand". If you don't understand, say "don't understand". But if you understand and say "don't understand". How do I understand that you understand? Understand!

A sailor went to sea to see, what he could see. And all he could see was sea, sea, sea.

If you tell Tom to tell a tongue-twister his tongue will be twisted as tongue-twister twists tongues.

I thought a thought. But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.

Once a fellow met a fellow In a field of beans. Said a fellow to a fellow, "If a fellow asks a fellow, Can a fellow tell a fellow What a fellow means?"

Mr Inside went over to see Mr Outside. Mr Inside stood outside and called to MrOutside inside. Mr Outside answered Mr Inside from inside and Told Mr Inside to come inside. Mr Inside said "NO", and told Mr Outside to come outside. MrOutside and Mr Inside argued from inside and outside about going outside or coming inside. Finally, Mr Outside coaxed Mr Inside to come inside, then both Mr Outside and Mr Inside went outside to the riverside.

The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his inside outside his inside inn.

If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does the doctor doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors? "When a doctor falls ill another doctor doctor's the doctor. Does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctor the doctor in his own way or does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctors the doctor in the doctor's way"

We surely shall see the sun shine shortly. Whether the weather be fine, Or whether the weather be not, Whether the weather be cold Or whether the weather be hot, We'll weather the weather Whatever the weather, Whether welike it or not. watch? Whether the weather is hot. Whether the weather is cold. Whether the weather is either or not. It is whether we like it or not.

A flea and a fly in a flue Said the fly "Oh what should we do" Said the flea" Let us fly Said the fly"Let us flee" So they flew through a flaw in the flue

Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely.

Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People

Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds.

Mr. See owned a saw. And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw Before Soar saw See, Which made Soar sore. Had Soar seen See's saw. Before See sawed Soar's seesaw, See's saw would not have sawed Soar's seesaw. So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.But it was sad to see Soar so sore Just because See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.




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