Funny & Weird News  

The Latest Interesting and Funny News from around the world! I mean, this section is seriously funny, funny funny funny. Think its Weird and Strange That im typing funny and Funny News alot? Perhaps im trying to increase my ranking for those key words? Anyway i do hope you enjoy our selection of Funny News, Weird News Flip side nuf sed peace! My Brevrin!

Harrods hires snake to guard sandals
Harrods hired a live Egyptian cobra snake to guard a pair of £60,000 jewel-encrusted designer sandals.
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Conservationists save wrong fish
Efforts to save a rare fish suffered a setback when scientists realised they'd been restocking rivers and lakes with the wrong species.
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Man arrested for Cheetos assault
A 22-year-old man has been arrested in the US for assaulting his father with a bag of Cheetos.
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Monument to the ugly
A monument to ugly people is set to be unveiled in Italy.
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EU gives up on 'metric Britain'

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Lesson in life and death: pupils build dying teacher's coffin
A DUTCH primary school teacher dying of cancer is overseeing one last class project: her pupils are making her coffin.
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Clown dies of laughter
Local entertainer Don Milton, better known as Squeaky, died from asphyxiation Wednesday after inhaling too much helium from a balloon and launching into a frenzy of comically high-pitched pleas for help.
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Builders Hid Viking Longship Under Pub
Builders who uncovered the remains of a Viking ship in a pub cellar did what any self-respecting workmen would do - they hid it, just like their foreman told them.
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Pensioner fights off tire iron-wielding man
74-year-old man receives a minor scrape; suspect arrested after car stalls
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Top Gear's Richard Hammond in new 100mph crash
Top Gear presenter Richard Hammond has smashed up another car at more than 100mph - a year after dodging death in a dramatic 288mph crash.
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U.S Congress man wins lottery.....for the 3rd time
Congressman Jim Sensenbrenner, already a millionaire and heir to the Kimberly-Clark fortune, is on a lucky streak.
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Contestants battle for 'King of the Air' guitar title in Finland
Contestants from 10 countries were fine-tuning their imaginary Stratocasters Friday for the final showdown in the Air Guitar World Championships.
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U.S. airline refuses to fly Skimpy Dressed female passenger
A 23-year-old woman who boarded a Southwest Airlines plane in a short skirt for a flight to Arizona says she was led off the plane for wearing an outfit that was considered too skimpy.
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Case against nude carpenter dismissed
A carpenter caught hammering nails and sawing wood in the nude has been found by a judge to be not guilty of indecent exposure.
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Police say Minnesota robber licked woman's toes before fleeing
Police in Minnesota say a man who robbed a woman of her keys and cellphone took off her shoes and licked her toes.
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