Funny & Weird News  

The Latest Interesting and Funny News from around the world! I mean, this section is seriously funny, funny funny funny. Think its Weird and Strange That im typing funny and Funny News alot? Perhaps im trying to increase my ranking for those key words? Anyway i do hope you enjoy our selection of Funny News, Weird News Flip side nuf sed peace! My Brevrin!

World stone-skimming record smashed
A US man has been named the world's top stone skimmer after throwing a stone that skipped on water 51 times.
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Woman evicted for noisy lovemaking
A German woman has been evicted from her home because of her noisy lovemaking.
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Couple's £87,000 phone bill
A North Wales couple were left stunned after getting a phone bill for more than £87,000.
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Nuclear missile base on eBay
A former US intercontinental nuclear missile base - with a network of underground tunnels and silos - is on sale on eBay for £750,000.
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Australian doctors use vodka drip to save tourist
Australian doctors revealed Wednesday that they drip-fed an Italian tourist a steady dose of vodka over three days to save his life after he poisoned himself.
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British scientists develop 'non-sticky' chewing gum
Scientists said Friday they had cracked a sticky problem which they have been chewing over for years by inventing gum which is easily removable from shoes, pavements and hair.
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Yorkshire boy talks posh after op
A Yorkshire boy who had a brain op after suffering meningitis woke up talking like a southern toff.
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Belgium up for sale on eBay
Internet auction site eBay has removed an unusual lot - the country of Belgium.
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Man refuses £2m lottery win
A German pensioner who won £2 million on the lottery refused the cash because he didn't know what to do with it.
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Council to turn off street lights .... at night
A Yorkshire council has come up with a radical new way to save money - turning off the street lamps at night.
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Couple divorce after online 'affair'
A Bosnian couple are getting divorced after finding out they had been secretly chatting each other up online under fake names.
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Sacked for being a hero
A Florida man has been besieged with job offers - after he was sacked for saving a woman from an armed robber.
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Czech out the new lingo
A Czech speedway rider was knocked out cold during a race and woke up speaking perfect English.
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Boy sleeps with Spanner stuck on finger
An eight-year-old boy went to bed with a spanner stuck on his finger because he was too embarrassed to tell his mum.
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Mugger picks on blind judo champ
A German mugger who picked on a blind man had a shock when his 'victim' turned out to be a world judo champ.
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