Funny & Weird News  

The Latest Interesting and Funny News from around the world! I mean, this section is seriously funny, funny funny funny. Think its Weird and Strange That im typing funny and Funny News alot? Perhaps im trying to increase my ranking for those key words? Anyway i do hope you enjoy our selection of Funny News, Weird News Flip side nuf sed peace! My Brevrin!

Man survies being crushed in Garbage Truck
A homeless man who had fallen asleep in a trash bin to escape the rain was dumped into a garbage truck and survived being crushed repeatedly before a worker saw him.
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Man Attempts Robbery With Lighter
Man in West Virginia attempted to rob a convenience store with a pair of blue women's under ware and a cigarette lighter!
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Sicilian man admits himself to jail to escape his mothers nagging!
Sicilian man admits himself to jail to escape his mother!
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Welsh Rugby fan cut off his own testicles!
A Welsh rugby fan cut off his own testicles after his team beat England, police confirmed today.
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Teachers stage fake gun attack on kids
School fakes gun attack on elementary school children during a class trip!
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Roofer nails own Testicle to roof
An Austrian workman who slipped while working on a house nailed his own testicle to the roof with a nail gun.
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Lotto winner returns to old job
A lottery winner has spent his £2.8million fortune and gone back to the job he quit when he won the jackpot 12 years ago.
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Aussie fires 4 inch nail into his own skull!
An Austrian carpenter accidentally shot a four inch nail into his brain and didn't even get a headache.
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Thugs mug wrong pensioner
Three thugs who tried to mug a pensioner got a shock - when he turned out to be an ex-Army boxing champ.
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Prisoner Posts Himself to Freedom
A prisoner wrapped himself in a large parcel and posted himself to freedom from a jail in Austria.
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New Biometric Anal Probe Security In Offices Near You!
An advancement on retinal security scans sees the introduction of the rectal scan. Securing offices near you!
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Snake bursts after swalloing aligator
A Burmese python attempted to swallow its fearsom rival, a gator, whole, but then exploded
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Squirrels bite dog to death
Squirrels have bitten to death a stray dog which was barking at them in a Russian park, local media report.
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Theif Steals Urinal From Hampshire Pub
Police are on the hunt for a thief who stole a urinal from a pub in Hampshire.
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Drunk Aussie Wrestles With Shark
Drunk Aussies risks life by wrestling shark onto nearby jetty!
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