Funny & Weird News  

The Latest Interesting and Funny News from around the world! I mean, this section is seriously funny, funny funny funny. Think its Weird and Strange That im typing funny and Funny News alot? Perhaps im trying to increase my ranking for those key words? Anyway i do hope you enjoy our selection of Funny News, Weird News Flip side nuf sed peace! My Brevrin!

German man arrest for drunk driving his wheel chair
A wheelchair-bound German stunned police when they pulled him over for using the road and found he was 10 times over the legal alcohol limit for drivers.
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X-rated nude car wash gets police all-clear
Nude and X-rater carwash given All Cear by Austrailias Police.
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man sleeps through gunshot to the head
Michael Lusher apparently is a sound sleeper. A small-caliber bullet struck the 37-year-old Altizer man in the head as he slept Sunday morning, but he didn't realize it until he awoke nearly four hours later and noticed blood coming from his head...
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Teacher made to stare at wall for a week!
A mayor in Chile faces the sack after he made a teacher stare at a wall for a week.
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13yr old wins £12.5k in txt comp
13 year old girl who sends 8000 texts a month wins £12,500 at a text competition in new York.
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Man cuts off own penis in London Resurant
A man cut off his penis with a knife in a packed restaurant in central London.
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Somerset man buys Harrier Jump Jet for £10k
A Somerset man has bought a £35million Harrier jump jet on eBay for £10,000.
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'Cocaine' pulled from US shelves
An energy drink called Cocaine has been from pulled from US shops nationwide amid concerns about its name.
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Go for a ride on a "zebra"
A Chinese park has reportedly painted stripes on a horse and is charging people to have pictures taken with the 'zebra'.
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Golfers overcome 'water hazard'
China has staged what is believed to be the world's first underwater golf tournament.
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Pub ordered to change toilet door signs
Confusing signs on the bathroom doors at McGuire's Irish Pub have played jokes on customers for years...
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Women tried to smuggle Heroin through DHL
Tajik police have arrested a woman for trying to smuggle heroin in a refrigerator through express delivery firm DHL...
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Record £250m Shipwreck Found Off Cornish Coast
An American salvage company claims to have discovered the most valuable treasure wreck ever.
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British Golf Club Lifts 88 year ban on Germans
A British golf club has lifted an 88-year-old rule banning Germans and Austrians from playing on its course, newspapers reported Saturday.
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Hunt on for 'Chelsea' the Man U-hating parrot
Police are hunting a blue-throated Amazon parrot called Chelsea who screeches when anyone mentions Manchester United, stolen from its owner's garden this week.
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