Funny & Weird News  

The Latest Interesting and Funny News from around the world! I mean, this section is seriously funny, funny funny funny. Think its Weird and Strange That im typing funny and Funny News alot? Perhaps im trying to increase my ranking for those key words? Anyway i do hope you enjoy our selection of Funny News, Weird News Flip side nuf sed peace! My Brevrin!

USA Independence revoked - Effective Immediately on the order of Her Majesty
To the Citizens of the United States: In light of your failure to elect a competent President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately.
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Women Are Evil - Proved By Scientists
This is an old one but a good one :)
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Man gets £11m gas bill
A Dorset man was stunned when he received a gas bill for his two-bedroom rented flat - for £11 million.
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20 Things Not to say to a cop
Here is one for the American readers, 20 things not to say to a cop!
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Boob jobs are top graduation gift
Breast enlargements are now the most common graduation gift for girls who pass their secondary school exams in Italy.
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Tennis babes take a leaf from football and exchange shirts!
We can only hope for a world like this. Female tennis stars exchange shirts on court :)
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Anti-hooligan match ends in punch-up
A football match organised to promote non violence among fans in Germany ended in a mass punch-up.
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ATM gives out free money in the UK
Bank customers cashed in after bungling staff put £20 notes in a cashpoint instead of tenners.
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For Sale: World's most expensive home
The world's most expensive home is up for sale - for £67.5 million.
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Double pepperoni, mushrooms, extra cheese and ... porn?
A new pizza restaurant in western Canada that delivers pornography with every pie has once again proven the adage: sex sells.
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Blinded By Love - Literally
A Hong Kong woman who blinded her boyfriend in one eye in a fight six years ago has been jailed for jabbing a chopstick into his other eye, a newspaper reported on Wednesday.
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Irish University offers Masters Degree in Video Games!
Looking for a Post-Graduate course? Trinity College Dublin are now offering a Masters Degree in Video Games!
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Friendships: Men vs Women
A little joke about the difference between friendships between women and men. Funny and True!
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Woman jailed for testicle attack
A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison.
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Sex, propaganda and video -- EU gets mixed reviews in Youtube debut
The European Commission's latest attempt to raise the EU's profile has met with mixed reviews with accusations that a new collection of videos on the Internet are "propaganda" and even "pornography".
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