Funny & Weird News  

The Latest Interesting and Funny News from around the world! I mean, this section is seriously funny, funny funny funny. Think its Weird and Strange That im typing funny and Funny News alot? Perhaps im trying to increase my ranking for those key words? Anyway i do hope you enjoy our selection of Funny News, Weird News Flip side nuf sed peace! My Brevrin!

John McCain To Play Corpse In Special CSI Episode
Seeking to breath life into his flagging presidential campaign, Sen. John McCain announced today that he will be appearing in a future episode of the hit CBS TV show, CSI: Crime Scene Investigation.
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Study reveals: Obesity Is Contagious, Can Be Spread by Sexual Contact
A study published in The New England Journal of Medicine reveals not only that obesity is contagious but also that it can be spread by sexual contact.
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Bush Sells Louisiana Back to the French
The White House announced today that President Bush has successfully sold the state of Louisiana back to the French at more than double its original selling price of $11,250,000.
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Rogue Goose Foils Final Missile Shield Test
An errant Canada goose has been blamed for the failure of the 25th and final test of George W. Bush's missile shield, a defense department spokesman said today.
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Ajax developer wanted: $240k/year - one catch
Know AJAX, then apply for this job, $20k a MONTH!
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113 year German Football tournament: Final this weekend
The first German championship title decider will be concluded on Saturday -- 113 years after it was supposed to have taken place.
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Fisherman nets 16ft Shark 200 yards of North Yorkshire Beach
A fisherman has told Sky News Online how he landed a 16ft thresher shark just 200 yards off the North Yorkshire coast.
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'Wizards' held after 'get rich quick' potion kills 8
Detectives are questioning a group of 'wizards' over the deaths of eight men who were poisoned in Indonesia.
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Aussie dog reunited with owner after 2,000 mile odyssey
An Australian dog was reunited with his owner Thursday after an Outback odyssey that took him more than 3,200 kilometres (1,990 miles).
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£105,805 bar bill
A businessman's night out at a London nightclub ended with a bar bill for £105,805.
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Going to be long darling? New survey reveals how long men wait for women in their entire lives.
British men spend almost a year of their lives waiting for their wives or girlfriends, a new survey reveals.
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Bank 'gave' customer £2m
An absent-minded bank clerk accidentally gave a customer nearly £2 million instead of her £50 winning premium bond.
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TopGear TV Star dumps car to run 16 miles home
Richard Hammond dumped his car stuck in floods and ran 16 miles to be home for his daughter's birthday.
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Funny and Useful Military Warnings
Here are some funny quotations from certain people and Army hand books. Funny :)
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Flushed bra causes Durham Flooding
A bra and a pair of knickers have been blamed for a flood and road collapse in County Durham.
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