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Friday Funny Jokes

Thats right! Here are some jokes....

a man and a fried egg walk into a bar and the barman says "sorry we dont serve food here"

a man and a sausage walk into a bar and the barman says "sorry we dont serve food here"

a man and a bannana walk into a bar and the barman says "sorry we dont serve food here"

a man and a steak walk into a bar and the barman says "sorry we dont serve food here"

a man and a piece of cheese walk into a bar and the barman says "sorry we dont serve food here"

a man and a piece of ashphalt walk into a bar, the man says; "one for me and one for the road"

whats orange and sounds like a parrot?



a carrot

how to you make a hormone?



Dont pay her.

whats orange and fluffy??



Orange fluff.

whats grey and cant swim???



A castle

whats brown and green and cant climb a tree??



a pool table?

Whats white and cant climb a tree?



A fridge?

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile?



Get in the batmobile robin.

A magic tractor was driving down a lane, and turned into a field.

Two fish in a tank, one says to the other " how do you drive this thing?"

Two sausages in a frying-pan, one says to the other, "bloody hell its hot in here". the other says "jesus christ a talking sausage".

Two cows in a field, one cow says: "mooooo" The other says "you git, i was gonna say that".



One fine day in the middle of the night, Two dead men got up to fight, Back to back they faced each other, Drew their swords and shot each other,

One was blind and the other couldn't, see So they chose a dummy for a referee. A blind man went to see fair play, A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"

A paralysed donkey passing by, Kicked the blind man in the eye, Knocked him through a nine inch wall, Into a dry ditch and drowned them all,

A deaf policeman heard the noise, And came to arrest the two dead boys, If you don't believe this story’s true, Ask the blind man he saw it too!



How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

what did a fish say when it swam into a wall??

Dam..